ABSURD GIFT GUIDE

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK, are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out! Made from waterproof fabric, they can be easily wiped clean on the inside too. 

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  Made from waterproof fabric, they can be easily wiped clean on the inside too. 

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

Get soaking wet in this cool upcycled wetsuit/ neoprene dog collar ! 

These dog collars are helping to save the environment and our oceans by upcycling surplus wetsuit material.  Giving you a fantastic dog collar that is practical and great in salt water, only needs to be rinsed when you get home and dries in minutes! 

These dog collars are super light, adjustable and comfortable for your dog's neck, with strong water sport side release buckle & metal D ring. 

Screen-printed with eco friendly water based inks in cool, funky patterns and colours. Please note that these handmade collars may vary slightly in colour from the photos taken, meaning you get a completely unique collar for your dog!

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every collar sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  Made from upcycled sail waterproof fabric, they can be easily wiped clean on the inside too. 

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll : Dimensions : 4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every upcycled Poop/Treat Bag sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet. Read more about it here.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  This bag is made from cotton fabric with a waterproof lining so it can be easily wiped clean on the inside.  

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  Made from waterproof fabric, they can be easily wiped clean on the inside too. 

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  This bag is made from cotton fabric with a waterproof lining so it can be easily wiped clean on the inside.  

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

Get soaking wet in this cool upcycled wetsuit/ neoprene dog collar ! 

These dog collars are helping to save the environment and our oceans by upcycling surplus wetsuit material.  Giving you a fantastic dog collar that is practical and great in salt water, only needs to be rinsed when you get home and dries in minutes! 

These dog collars are super light, adjustable and comfortable for your dog's neck, with strong water sport side release buckle & metal D ring. 

Screen-printed with eco friendly water based inks in cool, funky patterns and colours. Please note that these handmade collars may vary slightly in colour from the photos taken, meaning you get a completely unique collar for your dog!

See Size Guide 

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every collar sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet.

Get stylish with this fun, reversible bandana that's so easy to wear!

Roll down your dog scarf to the desired length and show off the choice of the plain or patterned side.  Tie in a knot, or keep it casual with a press stud/popper fastening for a looser fit, and then you and your dog are ready to walk out in style!  

All Absurd Design dog bandanas come in 3 different sizes :

* Tiny: measures 14" across / fits up to 11" necks
* Small: measures 21" across / fits up to 18" necks
* Large: measures 29" across / fits up to 26" necks

Dog neckerchiefs are made from cotton fabrics. 

Machine washable 30º.  To be extra careful, hand wash and hang to dry. Iron if necessary.

Get stylish with this fun, reversible bandana that's so easy to wear!

Roll down your dog scarf to the desired length and show off the choice of the plain or patterned side.  Tie in a knot, or keep it casual with a press stud/popper fastening for a looser fit, and then you and your dog are ready to walk out in style!  

All Absurd Design dog bandanas come in 3 different sizes :

* Tiny: measures 14" across / fits up to 11" necks
* Small: measures 21" across / fits up to 18" necks
* Large: measures 29" across / fits up to 26" necks

Dog neckerchiefs are made from cotton fabrics. 

Machine washable 30º.  To be extra careful, hand wash and hang to dry. Iron if necessary.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  This bag is made from cotton fabric with a waterproof lining so it can be easily wiped clean on the inside.  

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  Made from waterproof fabric, they can be easily wiped clean on the inside too. 

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  This bag is made from cotton fabric with a waterproof lining so it can be easily wiped clean on the inside.  

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  This bag is made from cotton fabric with a waterproof lining so it can be easily wiped clean on the inside.  

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  This bag is made from cotton fabric with a waterproof lining so it can be easily wiped clean on the inside.  

Give an extra treat! 

Personalise the bag with your dog's monogram to make it just theirs. Choose up to 3 embroidered initials and add these to the comments box at the checkout.

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll :  4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm)