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Protect your dog bed mattress and keep it clean and fresh! 

This waterproof dog bed liner is a great added safety barrier against any unwanted spills or leaks from your puppy!  It gives complete protection by going over the designer dog cushion beds and can be put into the wash just like the Absurd Design screen printed dog bed cover.

The liner comes with all the Absurd Dog beds as standard. A spare liner is always useful. See below sizing for fitting your existing dog bed !

Machine washable up to 30 degrees. Dry naturally. Do not bleach.

100% PU coated polyester fabric
Absurd Design Label
Care Label
Handmade in the UK

When you gotta go, you gotta go!   

Reach for the Absurd Design Poop Bag Dispenser for those "poop and scoop" moments on your dog walks.  Easily attaches to your belt loop, handbag or to an Absurd Design webbing lead.  Add to your favourite dog walking accessories!  

And when you're good, you're really good!

These dog Treat Bags, handmade in the UK,  are great for training. The squeeze open action means it's perfect for easy access, and the treats won't fall out!  Made from upcycled sail waterproof fabric, they can be easily wiped clean on the inside too. 

Small Single Roll : 3" x 4" (8cm x 10cm) 

Large Double Roll : Dimensions : 4.5" x 5" ( 11.5cm x 13cm) 

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every upcycled Poop/Treat Bag sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet. Read more about it here.

Get soaking wet in this cool upcycled wetsuit/ neoprene dog collar ! 

These dog collars are helping to save the environment and our oceans by upcycling surplus wetsuit material.  Giving you a fantastic dog collar that is practical and great in salt water, only needs to be rinsed when you get home and dries in minutes! 

These dog collars are super light, adjustable and comfortable for your dog's neck, with strong water sport side release buckle & metal D ring. 

Screen-printed with eco friendly water based inks in cool, funky patterns and colours. Please note that these handmade collars may vary slightly in colour from the photos taken, meaning you get a completely unique collar for your dog!

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every collar sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet.

The Candy Cane collar mixes it with love and makes your dog look good!

Get stylish with this fun, reversible bandana that's so easy to wear!

Roll down your dog scarf to the desired length and show off the choice of the plain or patterned side.  Tie in a knot, or keep it casual with a press stud/popper fastening for a looser fit, and then you and your dog are ready to walk out in style!  

All Absurd Design dog bandanas come in 3 different sizes :

* Tiny: measures 14" across / fits up to 11" necks
* Petite: measures 21" across / fits up to 18" necks
* Regular: measures 29" across / fits up to 26" necks

Dog neckerchiefs are made from cotton fabrics. 

Machine washable 30º.  To be extra careful, hand wash and hang to dry. Iron if necessary.

Paint the town red in a Bloody Mary lead !

Beautiful designer webbing dog leash made in the UK.

Each lead has patterned leather detailing to match one of the Absurd Design leather collars. Made using strong waterproof and rot proof polypropylene webbing, they're the perfect addition to your muddy dog walks. Simply wipe clean. 

The additional D Ring attachment gives you the choice of adding an Absurd Design poop bag holder/treat dispenser.  Clip the trigger hook to the D Ring to wear the lead, hands free, across your body. 

Standard size: Lead length approximately 44” (112cm), width 1” (2.5cm)

Bespoke Sizing

For a few extra £'s you can have your webbing dog leash made to any length. Just email info@absurddesign.co.uk

(Each leather detail is individually dyed and the pattern will be similar but not exact to the photo.)

A colourful sighthound collar as fun and individual as your Hound! 

With an Absurd Design leather hound collar, there's even more fun pattern to show off!  These wide modern 'fishtail' shaped collars help keep your sighthound's delicate neck protected and with the option of a stitched wool felt lining for extra comfort.  

Handmade for quality and comfort

Using natural unfinished, soft, full-grain hide. Each hound collar is individually dyed with non toxic inks. Hand cut and saddle-stitched.  Available in all Absurd's colourful patterned range. 

Suitable for breeds, Sighthounds, Lurchers, Whippets, Italian Greyhounds and Saluki's.  4 different collar sizes with 3 different buckle widths.  

See the Sighthound sizing page to find which collar size fits your breed best. 

Bespoke Sizing 

Need something truly custom?  If you need to have a wider Hound collar, special sizing requirements, or would like extra buckle holes  - just email! 

See the 'care page' for how to look after your dog collar to keep it looking amazing! 

( Each collar is individual, the hand dyed patterns will be similar but not exact to the photo.)

Get soaking wet in this cool upcycled wetsuit/ neoprene dog collar ! 

These dog collars are helping to save the environment and our oceans by upcycling surplus wetsuit material.  Giving you a fantastic dog collar that is practical and great in salt water, only needs to be rinsed when you get home and dries in minutes! 

These dog collars are super light, adjustable and comfortable for your dog's neck, with strong water sport side release buckle & metal D ring. 

Screen-printed with eco friendly water based inks in cool, funky patterns and colours. Please note that these handmade collars may vary slightly in colour from the photos taken, meaning you get a completely unique collar for your dog!

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every collar sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet.

Get soaking wet in this cool upcycled wetsuit/ neoprene dog collar ! 

These dog collars are helping to save the environment and our oceans by upcycling surplus wetsuit material.  Giving you a fantastic dog collar that is practical and great in salt water, only needs to be rinsed when you get home and dries in minutes! 

These dog collars are super light, adjustable and comfortable for your dog's neck, with strong water sport side release buckle & metal D ring. 

Screen-printed with eco friendly water based inks in cool, funky patterns and colours. Please note that these handmade collars may vary slightly in colour from the photos taken, meaning you get a completely unique collar for your dog!

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every collar sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet.

Get soaking wet in this cool upcycled wetsuit/ neoprene dog collar ! 

These dog collars are helping to save the environment and our oceans by upcycling surplus wetsuit material.  Giving you a fantastic dog collar that is practical and great in salt water, only needs to be rinsed when you get home and dries in minutes! 

These dog collars are super light, adjustable and comfortable for your dog's neck, with strong water sport side release buckle & metal D ring. 

Screen-printed with eco friendly water based inks in cool, funky patterns and colours. Please note that these handmade collars may vary slightly in colour from the photos taken, meaning you get a completely unique collar for your dog!

50p charity donation from every sale

Absurd Design will donate 50p from every collar sold to a chosen charity helping to make a difference to our planet.