Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog

£57.50GBP

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Need help or have questions about sizing?

Email me at info@absurddesign.co.uk

	Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter!
	Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room.
	Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes.
	Machine washable cover and waterproof liner - easy to keep clean !

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed.

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability. Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps! The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed.

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions. It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing. It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable. The mattress should not be washed.

PRODUCT DETAILS

SIZING

Small : 57cm x 72cm 22" x 28"

Medium : 63cm x 97cm 25" x 38"

Large : 85cm x 110cm 33" x 43"

COVER

Coloured 100% cotton base
Denim fabric top
Designed handwritten screen printed quote
Absurd Design label
YKK Black Metal Zip
Lapped Zipper cover
Care label
Handmade in the UK

MATTRESS

100% sheep wool centre
100% Microfibre edge
Absurd Design Label
Care label
Handmade in the UK

WATERPROOF LINER

100% PU coated polyester fabric
Absurd Design Label
Care Label
Handmade in the UK

something different

Bespoke Orders

If your dog needs a custom size or you would prefer a certain colour or style, I can help.

Everything is totally handmade, so having something designed uniquely for you is certainly possible. Email me at info@absurddesign.co.uk to talk about creating your perfect Absurd product!

Environmentally friendly

All natural Materials

Where possible I take great care to make your Absurd Design dog product from natural materials and use non-toxic, eco friendly dyes.

Every leather product is made from veg tanned russet leather and traditionally hand stitched finished with waterproofing natural beeswax. All Neoprene dog collars are silk screen printed with water based ink.

Charity focused

Helping Save our Oceans

When you buy a Neoprene dog collar or an up cycled Poop Bag/Treat Bag, 50p from your purchase will be donated to an Ocean charity working to keep our oceans and our marine life healthy. You are also helping to recycle and re-use materials that benefit the planet, you and your dog.

This year the chosen charity is Project Aware.

ABSURD CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Superb quality pouch! Using it as a treat pouch and love that the treats can't fall out! Got a free poo bag too! What's not to love?

Katie

The quality and workmanship is very good, the size is accurate and it is simply excellent. Our Vito is now by far the coolest in the street🖤🐾

Daniel