Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog - Absurd Design
Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog - Absurd Design
Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog - Absurd Design
Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog - Absurd Design

Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog

Regular price £57.50GBP

Need help or have questions about sizing?

Email me at 

Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter! 
Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room. 
Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes. 
Machine washable cover and waterproof liner -  easy to keep clean !

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed. 

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability.  Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps!  The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed. 

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions.  It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing.  It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!  

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable.  The mattress should not be washed. 




Small :  57cm x 72cm    22" x 28"

Medium : 63cm x 97cm    25" x 38"

Large : 85cm x 110cm     33" x 43"



  • Coloured 100% cotton base
  • Denim fabric top 
  • Designed handwritten screen printed quote
  • Absurd Design label
  • YKK Black Metal Zip
  • Lapped Zipper cover
  • Care label
  • Handmade in the UK


  • 100% sheep wool centre
  • 100% Microfibre edge 
  • Absurd Design Label
  • Care label
  • Handmade in the UK



    • 100% PU coated polyester fabric 
    • Absurd Design Label
    • Care Label
    • Handmade in the UK

    something different

    Bespoke Orders

    Environmentally friendly

    All natural Materials

    Charity focused

    Helping Save our Oceans

    Read more


    Superb quality pouch! Using it as a treat pouch and love that the treats can't fall out! Got a free poo bag too! What's not to love?


    The quality and workmanship is very good, the size is accurate and it is simply excellent. Our Vito is now by far the coolest in the street🖤🐾